You don't have to smile at them afterwards
You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
They don't get tired before you do
. You always know where your fingers have been
For variety, you have ten to choose from
They are also useful *out* of bed
You can stop if you want to
Your fingers don't want to meet your family
Your fingers don't get jealous
Your fingers don't smell
Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
You don't get jealous of your fingers
Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite)
Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead
Your mother won't critisize your fingers
You can't get pregnant from your fingers
Your fingers don't need batteries
People aren't surprised to find you have them
Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.
. But I would come to terms with that eventually. Or he wanted to watch
You don't have to smile at them afterwards
You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
They don't get tired before you do
. You always know where your fingers have been
For variety, you have ten to choose from
They are also useful *out* of bed
You can stop if you want to
Your fingers don't want to meet your family
Your fingers don't get jealous
Your fingers don't smell
Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
You don't get jealous of your fingers
Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite)
Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead
Your mother won't critisize your fingers
You can't get pregnant from your fingers
Your fingers don't need batteries
People aren't surprised to find you have them
Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.
. But I would come to terms with that eventually. Or he wanted to watch
You don't have to smile at them afterwards
You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
They don't get tired before you do
. You always know where your fingers have been
For variety, you have ten to choose from
They are also useful *out* of bed
You can stop if you want to
Your fingers don't want to meet your family
Your fingers don't get jealous
Your fingers don't smell
Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
You don't get jealous of your fingers
Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite)
Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead
Your mother won't critisize your fingers
You can't get pregnant from your fingers
Your fingers don't need batteries
People aren't surprised to find you have them
Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.
. But I would come to terms with that eventually. Or he wanted to watch
